Peaches Geldof Cohen (1989-2014)

Peaches Geldof

My goodness, I really didn’t see this one coming.

My deepest condolences to the Geldof/Cohen family for their loss. It’s such a shame as she appeared to come leaps and bounds from her wild ways and marriage/motherhood was really suiting her.

Her poor husband and what’s even more sad is her poor young boys! Wow, after losing her own mother (Paula Yates) at such a young age, she made no secret of making sure she was the best mother possible to her children.  To have posted a photo of her and her beloved mother less than 36 hours before she died is really something.

Life can be so cruel. Sir Bob Geldof having to go through this with his wife and now his daughter, I can not imagine his pain.

While she may not have been everyones favourite person, we all can agree loosing your life at 25 is something that nobody deserves.

I’ve bumped into her around Chelsea a few times and she always seems very pleasant, and completely besotted with her children.

I’m in genuine shock! 

Nothing more to be said but R.I.P Peaches Geldof

A x

The Oscars (2014)

The Oscars 2014

Well in all honesty, other than predicting that Gravity will dominate  most of the awards, 12 Years A Slave will win Best Picture, and my darling Cate Blanchett will win Best Actress ♥, I predicted everything else WRONG!

I am very surprised that Lupita Nyong’o won best supporting actress and Chewwy boy didn’t win Best Actor, but I am extremely happy for her. Her speech was absolutely beautiful ♥
Again congrats to Barkhad Abdi for his Oscar winning performance in Captain Phillips. I’m not hearing much noise about this man, he seems to keep getting over looked.

Well I suppose after years of people cutting Matthew McConaughey down over his questionable acting skills, the man has put every critic in their place. Ever since I watched him in The Lincoln Lawyer, I knew he was working his way up towards as Oscar.
Don’t worry Leo, your time is coming – just think about Martin Scorsese and how long he had to wait for his Best Director Academy Award with all of his amazing films before he finally won it in 2006 for The Departed. So hang in there son!

I’m very pleased that American Hustle was overlooked, I genuinely would have had a long rant if they had cleaned up. David O Russell can now go and eat some humble pie!

The Winners Are…

Best supporting actor

Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
Bradley Cooper, American Hustle
Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave
Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Street
WINNER: Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

Best costume design

Michael Wilkinson, American Hustle
William Chang Suk Ping, The Grandmaster
Michael O’Connor, The Invisible Woman
Patricia Norris, 12 Years a Slave
Winner: Catherine Martin, The Great Gatsby

Best makeup and hairstyling

WINNERS: Adruitha Lee and Robin Mathews, Dallas Buyers Club
Stephen Prouty, Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Joel Harlow and Gloria Pasqua-Casny, The Lone Ranger

Best short film (animated)

Feral
Get a Horse!
WINNER: Mr Hublot
Possessions
Room on the Broom

Best animation

The Croods
Despicable Me 2
Ernest and Celestine
WINNER: Frozen
The Wind Rises

Best visual effects

WINNER: Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Iron Man 3
The Lone Ranger
Star Trek Into Darkness

Best short

Aquel No Era Yo (That Wasn’t Me)
Avant Que De Tout Perdre (Just before Losing Everything)
WINNER: Helium
Pitääkö Mun Kaikki Hoitaa? (Do I Have to Take Care of Everything?)
The Voorman Problem

Best documentary short

CaveDigger
Facing Fear
Karama Has No Walls
WINNER: The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life
Prison Terminal: The Last Days of Private Jack Hall

Best documentary

The Act of Killing
Cutie and The Boxer
Dirty Wars
The Square
WINNER: 20 Feet from Stardom

Best foreign film

Broken Circle Breakdown(Belgium)
WINNER: The Great Beauty (Italy)
The Hunt (Denmark)
The Missing Picture (Cambodia)
Omar (Palestine)

Best sound mixing

Captain Phillips
WINNER: Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Inside Llewyn Davis
Lone Survivor

Best sound editing

All Is Lost
Captain Phillips
WINNER: Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Lone Survivor

Best supporting actress

Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine
Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
WINNER: Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave
Julia Roberts, August: Osage County
June Squibb, Nebraska

Best cinematography

Philippe Le Sourd, The Grandmaster
WINNER: Emmanuel Lubezki, Gravity
Bruno Delbonnel, Inside Llewyn Davis
Phedon Papamichael, Nebraska
Roger A Deakins, Prisoners

Best editing

American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
WINNER: Gravity
12 Years a Slave

Best production design

American Hustle
Gravity
WINNER: Catherine Martin, Beverley Dunn, The Great Gatsby
Her
12 Years a Slave

Best original score

John Williams, The Book Theif
WINNER: Steven Price, Gravity
William Butler and Owen Pallett, Her
Alexandre Desplat, Philomena
Thomas Newman, Saving Mr Banks

Best original song

Alone Yet Not Alone, Alone Yet Not Alone
Happy, Despicable Me 2
WINNER: Let It Go, Frozen
The Moon Song, Her
Ordinary Love, Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom

Best adapted screenplay

Richard Linklater, Julie Delpy, Ethan Hawke, Before Midnight
Billy Ray, Captain Phillips
Steve Coogan and Jeff Pope, Philomena
WINNER: John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave
Terence Winter, The Wolf of Wall Street

Best original screenplay

Eric Warren Singer and David O Russell, American Hustle
Woody Allen, Blue Jasmine
Craig Borten and Melisa Wallack, Dallas Buyers Club
WINNER: Spike Jonze, Her
Bob Nelson, Nebraska

Best director

David O Russell, American Hustle
WINNER: Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity
Alexander Payne, Nebraska
Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave
Martin Scorsese, The Wolf of Wall Street

Best actress

Amy Adams, American Hustle
WINNER: Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine ♥
Sandra Bullock, Gravity
Judi Dench, Philomena
Meryl Streep, August: Osage County

Best actor

Christian Bale, American Hustle
Bruce Dern, Nebraska
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
WINNER: Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

Best picture

WINNER: 12 Years a Slave
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
Her
Nebraska
Philomena
The Wolf of Wall Street

BAFTAs 2014

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So let’s get straight into it. These are the nominees and the winners of this years BAFTA awards.

It’s a shame that 12 Years A Slave didn’t manage to do as well as most people would have liked. At least Chiwetel Ejiofor won Best Actor, otherwise I would have been pissed. Shout out to Leo DiCaprio for being such a humble guy and leading the way in standing ovations for Chewwy. Your time is coming Leo, I promise :)
I’m so chuffed I predicted the Best Actress award correctly. If you have yet to see Blue Jasmine, I suggest you find a way, because Cate Blanchett is just perfection. This film just might be Woody Allen’s masterpiece! A very well done to Barkhad Abdi for winning Best Supporting Actor, I certainly wasn’t expecting that, I was expecting Fassbender to grab it.

Read on ahead for the winners…do you agree or do you think certain people were robbed? The BAFTAs are known to be a crystal ball in foreseeing which way the Oscar wind will blow..

I’m going to say this, if American Hustle won Best Picture, I’d have been going absolutely crazy! It probably will win Best Picture at The Oscars because we all know the Americans love to glorify their beloved country.

Chewwy boy and Steve McQueen better just be happy with their BAFTAs because with the people sitting on the Academy panel consisting mostly of overzealous power snorting industry officials…they are not going to give 12 Years A Slave the time of day. I’m not sorry to say this but America hates being reminded of it’s dark past. So its obvious Gravity or American Hustle will clean up..especially the latter with this “all american perfect cast”…psssh. Anyways..

 

BAFTAS 2014!

Best picture

Winner: 12 Years a Slave

American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Gravity
Philomena

Best British film

Winner: Gravity

Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
Philomena
Rush
Saving Mr Banks
The Selfish Giant

Best director

Winner: Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity

Paul Greengrass, Captain Phillips
Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave
David O Russell, American Hustle
Martin Scorsese, The Wolf of Wall Street

Best actor

Winner: Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave

Christian Bale, American Hustle
Bruce Dern, Nebraska
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street
Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips

Best actress

Winner: Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine

Amy Adams, American Hustle
Sandra Bullock, Gravity
Judi Dench, Philomena
Emma Thompson, Saving Mr Banks

Best supporting actor

Winner: Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips

Bradley Cooper, American Hustle
Daniel Brühl, Rush
Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra
Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave

Best supporting actress

Winner: Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle

Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine
Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave
Julia Roberts, August: Osage County
Oprah Winfrey, The Butler

Best original screenplay

Winner: American Hustle, Eric Warren Singer, David O Russell

Blue Jasmine, Woody Allen
Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón, Jonás Cuarón
Inside Llewyn Davis, Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Nebraska, Bob Nelson

Best adapted screenplay

Winner: Philomena, Steve Coogan, Jeff Pope

12 Years a Slave, John Ridley
Behind the Candelabra, Richard LaGravenese
Captain Phillips, Billy Ray
The Wolf of Wall Street, Terence Winter

Best foreign

Winner: The Great Beauty, Paolo Sorrentino, Nicola Giuliano, Francesca Cima

The Act of Killing, Joshua Oppenheimer, Signe Byrge Sørensen
Blue Is the Warmest Colour, Abdellatif Kechiche, Brahim Chioua, Vincent Maraval
Metro Manila, Sean Ellis, Mathilde Charpentier
Wadjda, Haifaa Al-Mansour, Gerhard Meixner, Roman Pau

Best documentary

Winner: The Act of Killing, Joshua Oppenheimer

The Armstrong Lie, Alex Gibney
Blackfish, Gabriela Cowperthwaite
Tim’s Vermeer, Teller, Penn Jillette, Farley Ziegler
We Steal Secrets: The Story of Wikileaks, Alex Gibney

Best animation

Winner: Frozen, Chris Buck, Jennifer Lee

Despicable Me 2, Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Monsters University, Dan Scanlon

Best cinematography

Winner: Gravity, Emmanuel Lubezki

12 Years a Slave, Sean Bobbitt
Captain Phillips, Barry Ackroyd
Inside Llewyn Davis, Bruno Delbonnel
Nebraska, Phedon Papamichael

Best editing

Winner: Rush, Dan Hanley, Mike Hill

12 Years a Slave, Joe Walker
Captain Phillips, Christopher Rouse
Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón, Mark Sanger
The Wolf of Wall Street, Thelma Schoonmaker

Best production design

Winner: The Great Gatsby, Catherine Martin, Beverley Dunn

12 Years a Slave, Adam Stockhausen, Alice Baker
American Hustle, Judy Becker, Heather Loeffler
Behind the Candelabra, Howard Cummings
Gravity, Andy Nicholson, Rosie Goodwin, Joanne Woodlard

Best costume design

Winner: The Great Gatsby, Catherine Martin

American Hustle, Michael Wilkinson
Behind the Candelabra, Ellen Mirojnick
The Invisible Woman, Michael O’Connor
Saving Mr Banks, Daniel Orlandi

Best make up and hair

Winner: American Hustle, Evelyne Noraz, Lori McCoy-Bell

Behind the Candelabra, Kate Biscoe, Marie Larkin
The Butler, Debra Denson, Beverly Jo Pryor, Candace Neal
The Great Gatsby, Maurizio Silvi, Kerry Warn
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, Peter Swords King, Richard Taylor, Rick Findlater

Best sound

Winner: Gravity, Glenn Freemantle, Skip Lievsay, Christopher Benstead, Niv Adiri, Chris Munro

All Is Lost, Richard Hymns, Steve Boeddeker, Brandon Proctor, Micah Bloomberg, Gillian Arthur
Captain Phillips, Chris Burdon, Mark Taylor, Mike Prestwood Smith, Chris Munro, Oliver Tarney
Inside Llewyn Davis, Peter F. Kurland, Skip Lievsay, Greg Orloff
Rush, Danny Hambrook, Martin Steyer, Stefan Korte, Markus Stemler, Frank Kruse

Best original music

Winner: Gravity, Steven Price

12 Years a Slave, Hans Zimmer
The Book Thief, John Williams
Captain Phillips, Henry Jackman
Saving Mr Banks, Thomas Newman

Best special visual effects

Winner: Gravity, Tim Webber, Chris Lawrence, David Shirk, Neil Corbould, Nikki Penny

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, Joe Letteri, Eric Saindon, David Clayton, Eric Reynolds
Iron Man 3, Bryan Grill, Christopher Townsend, Guy Williams, Dan Sudick
Pacific Rim, Hal Hickel, John Knoll, Lindy DeQuattro, Nigel Sumner
Star Trek Into Darkness, Ben Grossmann, Burt Dalton, Patrick Tubach, Roger Guyett

Best British short animation

Winner: Sleeping with the Fishes, James Walker, Sarah Woolner, Yousif Al-Khalifa

Everything I can see from Here, Bjørn-Erik Aschim, Friederike Nicolaus, Sam Taylor
I Am Tom Moody, Ainslie Henderson

Best British short film

Winner: Room 8, James W. Griffiths, Sophie Venner

Island Queen, Ben Mallaby, Nat Luurtsema
Keeping up with Joneses, Megan Rubens, Michael Pearce, Selina Lim
Orbit Ever After, Chee-Lan Chan, Jamie Stone, Len Rowles
Sea View, Anna Duffield, Jane Linfoot

Outstanding debut by a British writer, director or producer

Winner: Keiran Evans (Director/Writer), Kelly + Victor

Colin Carberry, (Writer), Glenn Patterson (Writer), Good Vibrations
Kelly Marcel, (Writer), Saving Mr Banks
Paul Wright (Director/Writer), Polly Stokes (Producer), For Those in Peril
Scott Graham, (Director/Writer), Shell

The EE Rising Star award (voted for by public)

Winner: Will Poulter

Dane DeHaan
George MacKay
Lupita Nyong’o
Léa Seydoux

And that concludes this evening’s post! 
Love and light
A xx

 

 

Robot & Frank (2012)

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I really wanted to catch this little gem on the big screen last year but missed it. So big props to my homies at Netflix for adding it to their ever impressive movie line up.

Set in Cold Spring, New York sometime in the near future, Frank (played by Frank Langella) is a retired cat burglar who detests the modern way of life. Seventy-year-old Frank (Frank Langella) lives alone and he is long – divorced and though he has two adult children, he isn’t very close to them, partly because when they needed him most he was in prison having done long stretches for burglary.  The other part is because his son Hunter (James Marsden) lives  far away with his own family and is daughter (Liv Tyler) is a humanitarian who is working abroad. Through problems of his blatant memory loss, they are become increasingly concerned about their father’s health and are worried that he can no longer live independently.

Frank leads a simple life old school life, walking into town most days to visit the soon to be reconstructed and modernised library, flirting with the beautiful head librarian (Susan Sarandon) and casually shoplifting from the local cosmetics store which used to be his favourite eatery. His evenings are spent with him trying to relive and/or recreate the glory days of of his robberies.

Hunter becoming increasingly guilty that he can’t keep up his weekly commute to see his father  and initially wants to place Frank into a care home, as he constantly finds his dad living in squalor with his memory sadly rapidly deteriorating.  As Frank continues to stubbornly refuse he then instead opts to buy him a robot butler slash BFF, much to his dismay. 

The first few days with the robot (voiced by Peter Sarsgaard), Frank detests him. The robot is strict with Frank’s daily programme of exercise and health and constantly tries to motivate him for the better.  However when Frank realises that the robot isn’t programmed with to abide by the law, he proves that he still has a few screws in place and sees its potential as a robotic felon and the two try their luck as a human and machine heist team.

This is a hugely impressive  directorial debut  for Jake Schreier  working alongside writer Christopher D. Ford. They’ve crafted a straight forward  but light plot  and they didn’t shy away from heavier issues of inevitable digital change, dementia and loneliness. The script indulges it’s cutesy oddities, but holds on to some powerful truths, particularly with regard to how we aim to weather the effects of ageing and with the help of the robot, it suggests that being active will keep you going.
There’s a poignant scene where Ford briefly examines robot politics, the notion that a machine does not appreciate its own “existence” because its so-called “memories” are merely lines of code and nothing else. Frank having become attached to the robot, struggles to come to terms with understanding this theory, and clearly rattled, terminates the conversation. 

Peter Sarsgaard’s voice has never been more moving, and Robot becomes more than a necessary accomplice to Frank, he becomes a dear and reliable friend, to a frail mind, in a world that becomes ever more confusing. It’s the strong underlying message about the changing times we live in that is the most piteous and thought-provoking. 

See one of the things that I knew I would immediately like about this film from what I remembered of the of the trailers is that director Jake Schreier adhered to the KISS rule. (Keep It Simple Stupid). This film is a prime example of how keeping a plot simple with no crazy gimmicks or over acting but just powerful comedic and dramatic performances mean you have a recipe for an independent masterpiece. From mental health issues to friendships and parenthood Robot and Frank manages to be touching and honest without sacrificing it’s wealth of heart, humour and quick-wittedness. Lastly, I love how the robots name is just Robot. Even without a personal name, the affection however foreign just fits like hand to a glove.

Enjoy the trailer

Love and light
A x

Director: Jake Schreier

Stars: Frank Langella, Susan Sarandon, James Marsden, Liv Tyler, Peter Sarsgaard

Screenplay: Christopher D Ford
Runtime: 89mins
Cert: 12A

Lone Survivor (2014)

Lone Survivor

So the clue is in the title, if you have yet so see the film then I don’t really need to tell you how it ends. It’s not an analogy or a metaphor to bedazzle the audience, it throws the spoiler out there, so the audience is not anticipating a plot twist or narrative bending revelation.

Based on the bestselling book by survivor Marcus Luttrell, the film tells the remarkable true story of Operation Red Wings, a failed 2005 U.S. mission to capture or kill Taliban commander Ahmad Shahd and his western world hating right hand man.
The story starts at the end where we see our lone survivor US Navy SEAL,Marcus Luttrell played by Mark Wahlberg on a helicopter fighting for his life, through his flashback, it then takes us to how events unfolded 3 days prior to his nothing short of a miracle rescue.

At Bagram Air Base, Marcus Luttrell (Mark Wahlberg), Michael Murphy (Taylor Kitsch), Danny Dietz (Emile Hirsch) and Matt Axelson (Ben Foster) await their assignment which is to scope out Ahmad Shahd. Whilst fooling about entertaining one another, they welcome Shane Patton (Alexander Ludwig) into the ranks via an initiation ceremony, which involves dancing and reciting a Navy SEALs mantra.

They get the all clear and are transported to a mountain where they can scout the local village for their intended tagerts. Problems arises when the four SEALs, despite having carefully concealed themselves along the slopes of the mountain, are discovered accidentally by a trio of Afghan goatherds. One of them an elderly man, a teenager and a young child. With their communications down they have no way of contacting base to inform Lt Erik Kristensen that the operation has been compromised.
While these unarmed civilians do not appear connected with the Taliban, their hostility is readily apparent and the SEALs must decide whether kill them which means breaking the Geneva convention and sparking an international outcry or to release them an hope for the best. 
After some heated discussions they decide to release them and retreat. Here we, the audience are faced a morality question, what would we do in such a situation?
When they let them go, the speed and the fury that the teenager descends from the mountain, immediately spells trouble for our boys.

They barely make it to the top to conceal themselves when we see Taliban shadows lurking in the tress, and the ambush commences. Not since Saving Private Ryan have we been subjected to such a sustained, up-close-and-personal combat sequence and there are times when the violence is so brutal. It’s apparent that what’s important to Berg is not to make a cinematic masterpiece but to make an accurate masterpiece.

Wahlberg actually said he didn’t read the book so that he wouldn’t clash with Berg’s vision for the film and that he wanted it to be solely from Berg’s perception, which in hindsight was a very good move on his part.

Luttrell, and his fellow SEALs may be the U.S. military version of supermen, but we also see them as regular fellows with real hopes and dreams. They have wives and girlfriends to go back home to, houses to paint, impending nuptials and expensive Arabian horses to buy. We are not sold the American dream through them but simply see brave men doing a job to support their loved ones whilst defending their beloved country. The opening half-hour is filled with small moments and brief glimpses at the material cost of war which is the lives that these men who made the ultimate sacrifice left behind. 

Berg is no stranger to the portrayal of American masculinity (Friday Night Lights) or drama in Middle East (The Kingdom). We wee in an earlier scene Dietz and Murphy race one another at dawn around the airbase perimeter and they are neatly poised as perfect American specimens infused with the desire to win at all costs. Perhaps a metaphor for the country they fight for? Another memorable scene involves the group leader Lieutenant Michael Murphy (Taylor Kitsch) clambering, horribly maimed, up to an exposed rock and certain death in order to transmit a call for help.

The sheer brilliance of the cinematography has to be commended. The way we gasp as their almost lifeless bodies are thrown over mountain tops continuously as well as they try to avoid the ricochet of bullets left and right is sometimes too tense to watch. For all of its intensity and visceral imagery the film deserves its Oscar nomination in the sound and editing departments, if nothing else. 

The four men are well cast and authentically portrayed by Wahlberg, Kitsch, Ben Foster and Emilie Hirsch, all near unrecognisable beneath the wholesome facial hair. There’s something understated about their performances and characters that makes you root for them. The bottom line is  Berg wants you to exit the cinema with a sense of appreciation for military sacrifice and to remember that these men are your father, my brother and her husband. 

I want to thank Berg for not making this to be about the savagery of The Afghan people who have nothing but contempt for the west. He shows the  defiance of one Afghan family man who went on to save Luttrell’s life by defending a 2000 year old honour to protect with no questions asked.

Lone Survivor isn’t just another glorified war movie it’s much better than that!

 

Director: Peter Berg
Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsch, Ben Foster, Eric Bana
Screenplay: Peter Berg
Runtime: 121 mins
Cert: 15

Enjoy the trailer
AA   :)

Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014)

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Hello readers, it certainly has been a while and for that I am truly sorry. I am back with a vengeance and I will be working as hard as ever to keep you in the loop. I wasn’t a very good film buff last year admittedly but that’s all going to change.

I hate to start my first post of the year on a sad note, but I simply couldn’t overlook this.

A few hours ago, the world was informed that Oscar winner Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his New York apartment, in an apparent drug overdose. Not many people knew that he did have a drug problem in his youth (46 is a young age to pass) and before his untimely death he did make it known to a few people that his demons were back and he was trying to fight them.

Of course it’s always sad to lose anyone and though I obviously didn’t know him personally his death still stung all the same. A light has been blown out in Hollywood and his presence will surely be missed.

The last film I saw him in was The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, where he played games maker Plutarch Heavensbee to perfection (if you’ve read the books, then you’ll know what I mean by that). I suppose he will have to be re-casted for the final instalments. *sigh*

Watching him play the titular character in “Capote” and Jacob Elinsky in Spike Lee’s “25th Hour” is where he really shone on screen in MY opinion. 

He will be greatly missed.

RIP Sir! *salutes*

Love and Light
A x

Ariana Grande

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It’s been a hot minute since I’ve shown some love on here. You know how it is, life gets in the way, love skips your front door and psychotic employers sh!t on you. *cue violins*

Alas I’m back now and what better way to show I’m back in the game than with a celebrity snap?!

So my superstar sister only went and met the ridiculously beautiful and talented Ariana Grande.

I don’t care what anyone says, how many of you have met your idol before? My sister is a don, and there’s no more to it.

Shame about the crying face though Alyzah -_-

Enjoy the snaps

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Despicable Me 2 (2013)

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The minions are back, and wackier than ever! When Universal set the cat amongst the pigeons by talking about releasing it the same month as Disney Pixar’s Monsters University, I moaned to all that would listen that it would be animation suicide for them to do so. Not necessarily because Gru would be up against Sully and Mike Wazowski, but because many people have been waiting over 10 years for the second instalment of Monsters Inc, whereas the first Despicable Me is still fresh in many of our minds. Anyways they came to their senses which meant that we didn’t feel like we had to choose one over the other.
Films for children are a varied bunch, especially sequels. There are those that are intelligent, great for the kids and adults alike that tap into your head and stay there, like the Shrek films. Then there are other vacuous efforts which pretty much leave you the moment you finish watching them, like the Ice Age films. Then there are of course exceptions to this rule, notably The Toy Story franchise, which managed to enlighten us with three wonderful films.

So with Despicable Me 2 there was a danger that Universal would take what was actually a brilliant children’s plot-line and makes a rams bottom of it (you’d get this joke if you have seen the film). They definitely surprised me by changing it up and advancing the original story to something better. In the first film, the Minions were used as filler (like Ice Age’s Scrat) to keep children laughing in between plot points, but this time DM 2 cleverly weaves them into the plot, sweet tooth and all.

In this film, we see that Gru (Steve Carell) has turned his back on his evil ways and has devoted himself to be a loving, jam producing dad to his three adopted daughters and investing whatever energy he has left on technology that doesn’t harbour anything sinister. We seem him playing both mother and father to the girls especially the youngest Agnes who has grown up a little but is still besotted with unicorns and is longing for a mother figure.
Friends and neighbours love the new and inviting Gru, with a particularly annoying neighbour constantly trying to set Gru up on dates that will inevitably end disastrously. While fighting off the unwanted advances, Gru meets Lucy (Kristen Wiig), an agent with the Anti-Villain League who is hoping to recruit him to their agency to help conquer a new criminal.

We spend a lot of time dealing with Gru and his issues with dating. His own issues with women and the prospects of love and anxieties regarding dating are coupled with eldest daughter Margo’s newfound interest in boys. We enjoy watching the ex-villain battle a new emotional enemy that all fathers dread: the prospect of his little girl falling in love. 
Agnes the baby of the bunch helps to roll the narrative forward too.  To adults, she’s irresistible; to kids, she’s relatable. Between her pretend mummy, love of fluffy things and innocent kindness, she’s one of the most realistic on-screen children we’ve seen in a while. She gets a lot of moments here, as she did in the first one, which are heartwarming and help give the film an emotional center.
Unfortunately  Cinco Paul, Ken Daurio seem to have left out developing Edith the middle sister’s character. From what we know of her, she’s a tomboy, cynical, sarcastic and they could have had some fun playing around with her character. She just seemed to fade into the background, which is a shame.

With the character of Lucy I felt like she was going to be very annoying in the beginning but as the film progressed her character became more identifiable and in the end you find yourself rather charmed by her and her zany ways. I loved the character of Floyd Eagle-san (Ken Jeong), they made his part short, sweet and wacky. Something tells me that’s not the last we have seen of that character. 

The voice acting is spot-on for the most part with Carrell and Wiig both doing an excellent, and Benjamin Bratt  as Eduardo Perez/El Macho, theowner of a Mexican restaurant (replacing original choice Al Pacino) was good but I don’t think he will be a memorable character. The film  is visually fantastic and the adorable soundtrack from Pharrell Williams again is simply delightful – especially his clap-along song Happy. Having said that I actually think the Despicable Me theme song is one of the most memorable in animation.

I think where “Despicable Me 2″ gets things most right is in its commitment to having fun. It sets up a very simple, very typical story, and doesn’t make it over bearing.

As for the minions, one of my favorite scenes is towards the ends when the Minions sing “I Swear” a 1994 love song by the group All-4-One. After that hilarious rendition, I’m surprised they haven’t gotten a spin-off TV series yet….

Director: Pierre Coffin
Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Russell Brand, Steve Coogan, Ken Jeong
Screenplay: Cinco Paul, Ken Daurio
Runtime: 98 mins
Cert: PG

Enjoy the trailer
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A Good Day To Die Hard (2013)

A Good Day To Die Hard

I am really disappointed in myself for not listening to my instincts and perching my butt on the seat, in the cinema to watch this film. I now have over an hour of my life wasted and  John Moore needs to find a way to make it up to me. I knew it was going to a thumbs down but given the name, I was expecting some effort from all involved.

The wacky story goes: After being dropped off by his daughter to the airport, John McClane (Bruce Willis) heads to Mother Russia to try to help out his son, Jack (Jai Courtney), who seems to be  in trouble with the law. It’s revealed that Jack is a CIA agent who’s helping rescue and keep safe a Russian political prisoner Yuri Komarov (Sebastian Koch). Komarov  has knowledge of a hidden key and secure a secret file that a dirty defence minister wants to get ahold of. Naturally, John gets in the way of the plan, and, before we can say “Yippie Kai Yay”, father, son, and prisoner are on the run all over Moscow from Russian mercenaries. After a double-cross and a death defying escape, our heroes decide to infiltrate Chernobyl to prevent the bad guys from getting their hands on a load of weapons-grade uranium.

I’ll cut straight to the chase. The John McClane in this film in boring, tired and exhausted. The character that we all fell in love with 25 years ago, just isn’t there any more. I’m not sure who to blame. Skip the Screenwriter for falling asleep on the job or Brucie who is in his late 50s and isn’t as sturdy as he used to be. He obviously isn’t having as much fun with the role any more, and quips and funny lines that come out of his mouth now sound like written dialogue instead of the natural defence wit his character would utter.
Jai Courtney, playing McClane’s hero son, Jack, doesn’t give us much, but to be fair to him, he’s not given much, either. They try to mirror his attitude to that of his fathers but their on screen relationship is as painful for me to watch as I’m sure it was for them to play. Their relationship is the film’s centrepiece, but Moore doesn’t give it any time or attention and the film suffers terribly for it. Maybe they all did try but as we all know without a good script you may as well call it a day.

As for Skip Woods – what kind of screenplay do you call this? Was you concussed when you wrote many of the scenes? Was you drunk? Was you high? Seriously dude you must have been something because I refuse to believe you was competent and wide awake while writing this schpiel. “I love you son”, “I love you dad”, “Let’s go kill some bad guys” I mean what in the blue jeans is that? – Admittedly I can’t remember the exact words in this particular scene but I promise you it was along those lines.
Even after a silly car chase the older McClane mutters something to the confused baddies like “Remember me” – erm how in God’s name do they know who you are John McClane, let alone remember you? Your in friggin’ Russia and no one knows you here! Utter madness

The scene where the femme fatale Irina (Yuliya Snigir) gets off a motorbike and “seductively” unzips herself out of her suit was about as sexy as watching paint dry. She wasn’t pretty to look at, and you all already know I can appreciate a beautiful woman but she was a bland one. Her acting skills could give Kristen Stewart a run for her money. A downright was hot mess and so was her screen time.
I don’t even have anything constructive to say about the bad guys with guns, and for all you loyal Die Hard fans expecting something exciting a la Alan Rickman in “Die Hard” or Jeremy Irons “Die Hard With a Vengeance”? Forget about it.

The action was okay I suppose. It’s safe to say that the constant sounds of gunfire and explosives kept me awake. Our heroes falling through masses of bricks and rubble from a tall building to the ground with a few scratches wasn’t very believable but I was way past caring about the action at that point and I just wanted it to end.

Should I mention Chernobyl? Using Chernobyl as a setting for a finale showdown is in questionable taste, and the movie idiotically shrugs off the possibility of radiation poisoning for our heroes. The baddies swarm into Chernobyl with gas masks and jumpsuits to keep them safe but our “die hardees” just skip merrily into a zone where their bare skin is obviously thick enough to take whatever poison may come their way. I mean it was laughable! In fact this was the scene where a few people got up and walked out the cinema. Really, I should have followed them but alas, my legs betrayed me.

It’s very likely that this crap will be the death of Die Hard  films. This embarrassment is far from the spirit of the original bad ass, cheeky, entertaining, quick and well penned Die Hard as you can possibly get. Being the good person I am, I’ve decided to rename this film ” A Good Time To Never Resurrect This Franchise”! Y’all can thank me later :)

Director: John Moore
Stars: Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Cole Hauser, Sebastian Koch, Yuliya Snigir
Screenplay: Skip Woods
Runtime: 97 mins
Cert: 12A

Enjoy the trailer
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The Oscar Winners 2013

85th Academy Awards

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Okay so my no social media for lent has gone right out the window. I have to blog..it’s in my blood! I re-blogged from my friends at Anti-Film School as they always do it so well, nothing more for me to add.

Here are the winners of The 85th Academy Awards

AA x

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Hey readers,

The 85th Annual Academy Awards are tonight at 8:30! If you’re a film buff, you are more than ready to get the show on the road. For those who can’t watch or don’t really care to sit through the ceremony, Anti-Film School will have you covered with live updates of the winners. Watch the post throughout the show and I will indicate who takes the Oscar in every category. On with the show!

-Theater Management (Steve)

Best Picture:

“Amour”

“Argo” WINNER

“Beasts of the Southern Wild”

“Django Unchained”

“Silver Linings Playbook”

“Zero Dark Thirty”

“Lincoln”

“Les Miserables”

“Life of Pi”

Best Director:

David O. Russell, “Silver Linings Playbook”

Ang Lee, “Life of Pi” WINNER

Steven Spielberg, “Lincoln”

Michael Haneke, “Amour”

Benh Zeitlin, “Beasts of the Southern Wild”

Best Supporting Actor:

Christoph Waltz, “Django Unchained” WINNER

Philip Seymour Hoffman, “The Master”

Robert De Niro, “Silver Linings Playbook”

Alan Arkin…

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Happy Lent

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Hi guys and dolls

So for lent I have decided to give up all forms of social media and this includes my blog.

Whatever decide to give up or not give up, it doesn’t have to be all about religion and faith

I use it as a time to be reflective, clear my mind and soak up positivity.

I’ll be back on March 30th!

Remember LIVE, LOVE AND LAUGH!

AA xx

Flight (2012)

Flight

From the opening scenes it was apparent that Flight was not going to be like Robert Zemeckis’ other films. It is his way of coming back into live action cinema. Full frontal nudity, drugs and alcohol are always the right ingredients for a some kind of character crash (no pun intended) and what I like about the first few scenes is that we didn’t have to wait long for our anti hero to show us his demons.

The story follows an arrogant, confident, drug using alcoholic veteran pilot William “Whip” Whittaker who doesn’t seem to think he has anything to lose with his reckless behaviour. His life seem to be one big groundhog day of alcohol, sex, drugs, airport hotel rooms and with the company  of a similarly addicted stewardess, he just doesn’t give a damn. He uses alcohol to get him down and when he is ready to fly or look the part, he uses cocaine to make him high. Whip is a man with serious problem and his ex-wife, cabin crew and friends all know it but the only person that needs convincing is Whip. When he gets into the cockpit on that fateful day, his co pilot Ken Evans (Brian Geraghty) is instantly on edge as he can see that Whip is clearly not someone who should be trusted with the lives of “102 souls”.
Even when tired and falling asleep next to an already nervous co-pilot he manages to demand control and trust but you know it’s downhill when he starts pouring vodka into his orange juice while addressing the very people are entrusting him with their lives. The plane begins to have problems and  Whip, drunk but mentally sharp, lands his bird as it’s literally coming apart. He shows himself to be a quick thinking genius for calculating ways to slow the plane’s plunge and recover control, even turning the plane 180 degrees to level before guiding it to a crash landing saving all but 6 lives. The intensity of the visuals, the frightened screams of the passengers/crew and the screeching of the plane alike balanced with the final impact, creates one of the most impressively scary crash scenes ever created on film. Zemeckis’s use of slow motion and lilting stedicam shots throughout the crash and its immediate aftermath captures every moment of horror.

The rest of the film deals with the aftermath of the crash and the remarkable way Whip took on the crash landing that did not resolve in the deaths of the entire 102 people on board. As the NTS (National Transportation Safety Board) begins to investigate, blood samples confirm that Whip had high levels of alcohol and cocaine in his blood. The lawyers and the union assure Whip that they can smooth this over, that he’s a hero, but that he has to stop drinking as the investigation means every move is being scrutinised  This proves easier said than done, and that’s when you realize that this is not a movie about flying or pilots, but about alcoholism, drugs, relapses, and redemptions.

The shift in tone and style between the film’s frenzied opening and the slow burning of Whitaker’s awakening provides a solid frisson which, it quickly and disappointingly becomes apparent, Zemeckis cannot maintain and the same can be said about DW’s character.

Many of the characters are flat — almost archetypes. The drug addict, the Bible bashers, the slick lawyer and the back-slapping borderline redneck southern airline owner. There’s very little character development in the film, including that of Whip, despite the performance Denzel puts on. Don Cheadle as Whitaker’s union defence attorney Hugh Lang comes in and does his job with no gimmicks. He is knowledgeable, fiesty and steadfast.  John Goodman’s cameo performance as Whip’s drug buddy/dealer was one of the most idiotic castings I have witnessed in a long time. His loud attire and persona didn’t bring anything to the story other than highlighting Whips crazy past and present. Goodman just didn’t need to be there and his character looked liked he came right out of another film like “The Hangover In The Jungle”. As for Kelly Reilly’s drug addicted Nicole her onscreen struggles with Whip was flat and dull. Both their journeys towards sobriety and redemption seemed spaced out. Him with a busted and bruised body, trying to beat up her landlord? She telling him he needs help with his drinking? No Shit! Zemeckis seemed like he was trying to fill in some running time. However I am grateful that once she vanished off our screens she didn’t come back. Okay so that was bit mean – on her own I think her story would have been great but with Denzel rarely being off scene it was hard for the Brit to make her mark in this.
James Badge Gale makes an outstanding cameo as a cancer patient. He completely steals the scene from DW and KR altogether. His semi religious monologue about the specter of God and of how much control we have over our own lives was so enticing and powerful that when he went off screen I wanted to follow HIS story.

Was this DW’s best film? If Training Day is anything to go by then I’d say no, not by a long shot. Denzel being paralytic on the floor surrounded by empty beer bottles while mumbling to himself, no, not right. DW is missing something in “Flight”..and I feel like I can’t connect or feel any empathy for DW’s character.

I think Zemeckis missed the mark with this live action and I guess I just miss his thirst for technological innovations which he boastfully showed off in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” and “Forrest Gump”. The title of the film can be interpreted as a metaphor as the story really is about a man who’s life goes down like that plane. It is a good film, it’s just not a great film and dare I say Denzel Washington only received an oscar nomination because he is Denzel Washington.

 

Director: Rober Zemeckis
Stars: Denzel Washington, Don Cheadle, Melissa Leo, Kelly Reilly, John Goodman, Bruce Greenwood,
Screenplay: John Gatins
Runtime: 139 mins
Cert: 15

Enjoy the trailer
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Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

Silver Linings Playbook

As the saying goes “Every cloud has a silver lining” and in this case bipolar Patrick “Pat” Solitano is having some serious problems in finding his.  The film is written and directed by David O. Russell and based off the novel of the same name by Matthew Quick. After beating his cheating wife’s lover mercilessly  Pat gets sent to a mental institution for 8 months. Apparently reformed (but secretly not taking his meds), he returns to live with his parents in suburban Philadelphia. His father Patrizio “Pat Sr.” Solitano[ (Robert De Niro), a lifelong Philadelphia Eagles fans who harbours serious OCD/anger issues  and his mother Dolores Solitano (Jacki Weaver) who only wants to see him get better and for them to be a sane happy family again. But Pats primary  goals is to over come his mental demons, beat a song which acts as a trigger to his bad behaviour and get his marriage with his estranged wife back on track. He soon befriends an equally depressed young lady Tiffany (Jennifer Lawrence) who's coping with the recent death of her husband by engaging in compulsive sex with almost every guy and gal she encounters. Tiffany, through her sister Veronica Maxwell (Julia Stiles), also has frequent run ins with Pat's wife Nikki (Brea Bree) and offers to deliver a letter of his to her if he agrees to be her partner for an upcoming dance competition.

It is a film that, between the laughs, offers a moving and sensitive portrayal of mental illness and due to the impeccable cast David O.Russell is able to pull it off. Complete with inappropriate conversations, uncontrollable outbursts and unpredictable behaviour, Pat and Tiffany bond over sporadic encounters  that can be considered dates in the most conventional sense of the word, but far from romantic to any rational person. There are so many magical scenes in this but a brilliant scene involving almost the entire cast really ignites the narrative as each actor has a chance to throw their performance against each other,. The best thing is that the scene isn't about the actors trying to out do each other competitively but each of them showing how they can all be set loose in a room and stand their ground.

 As Pat, Cooper really embraces the leading man role with conviction and is almost unrecognisable. His believable portrayal of the casual swings of bi-polar disorder is deeply affecting. Jennifer Lawrence again makes the most of the opportunity to step outside of the strong, stoic type established for her by Hunger Games and Winter Bones  characters. As the latter earned her an oscar nomination, it's only right her role in this film emulates that. Also a special shout out goes to Chris Tucker who plays Danny, Pat's best friend from the institute. Tucker has not been in a film other than the Rush Hour ones, so it's good to have him back on our screens..acting rather than shouting.

The trailer is a disservice the the movie itself. It's very entertaining, and does something that many rom-coms don't succeed at: being grounded in reality while dealing with issues that are very much taboo if it's met with ignorance   All the main characters are either living with a mental disorder or dealing with those around it. SLP is a simple film with a predictable storyline but it's about real people than some overblown melodrama with a love story in waiting. Many of us know people with various types of mental illnesses from the mild to the  deep, and so in the film we can relate to them in their weakened emotional state. We root for Pat and Tiffany to find happiness and over come their trials and tribulations together as mentally they both come from the same neck of the woods.

Director: David O. Russell
Stars: Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro, Jacki Weaver, Chris Tucker, Anupam Kher
Screenplay: Edward McCabe
Runtime: 122  mins Cert: 15

Enjoy the trailer
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Django Unchained (2013)

Django Unchained

(Contains spoilers)
I read this script long before it came to the worlds attention and the first thing I thought was with the word “nigger” being used over a whopping 10o times throughout the script “What is Spike Lee going to think” – true story. QT has had some genius cinematic moments with Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs and then it all went to the dogs with the rubbish Death Proof. Anyone who is a fan of QT will know that with his love for spaghetti westerns it was only a matter of time before he ventured into that genre. So the controversial director  does this by resurrecting the cult hero Django, but in form of a black man. There are plenty of reasons you could come up with to give QT’s latest a wide berth. Like the Kill Bill films and Inglorious Basterds, revenge is the driving force of Django Unchained. It is set in the American deep South during the slave trade era – and something like this was always bound to ruffle up a few feathers in the movie industry. Spike Lee has been very outspoken about boycotting the film reminding the world that the slave trade was  “not a Sergio Leone Western, it was a holocaust”, and that he would not be attending the movie out of respect to his ancestors. As a black west African, I thought Lee should cool down and see it for what it is – a brilliant well scripted film rather than an insult to our heritage. Though my screening of Django was sold out, I looked around and I counted 7 black faces in the cinema, so maybe other black people feel the same way as Lee. *shrugs*

Set in the south 2 years before the civil war, Django (Jamie Foxx), a slave shackled to his “brothers” are on a journey to an unknown place. They come face-to-face with German born bounty hunter Dr. King Schultz (Christoph Waltz) who is posing as a dentist is really a bounty hunter and is on the trail of the murderous Brittle brothers but he has no idea what they look like. The hilariously unorthodox and abolitionist Schultz acquires Django with a promise to free him of being a slave upon the capture of the Brittle Bros dead or alive. Success leads Schultz to free Django but instead of separating, Schultz continues to seeks out wanted criminals of the south but this time with Django by his side. Django explains to Schultz that he is a married man and after trying to escape a previous slave plantation owner, he was branded and separated from his beloved wife Broomhilda (Kerry Washington). So together while shooting down the baddies they embark on a journey to find Broomhildas whereabouts and free her too. Schultz enjoys scandalising the locals as he rides from town to town partnered with a black man, and Django, understandably, develops a taste for a line of work that allows him to kill white folks and get paid for it.

Jamie Foxx slips into the role of Django like hand to a glove but at times he feels like a minor character in his own story, and when he is given the chance to explore his romance with Broomhilda there is no real excitement to the finale, the tension having already reached its peak with the penultimate act. As a result, the ending – and Django’s character – falls flat and for a moment I thought he was going to sign and invisible “Z” like Zorro. Django’s accent seems to be off sync in comparison to the other characters and altogether  Jamie Foxx is outdone by the incredible performances of Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio and Samuel L. Jackson. As for Kerry Washington, she almost seems like a cameo as we barely hear  from her and only really see her as fragments of Django imagination or randomly speaking German (really bad too).

How QT meshes humour with brutality is very clever and in some scenes you almost feel guilty for laughing. There is a fantastic scene in which some of the locals gather together into a KKK posse known as The Regulators. Though instead of setting out to cause mayhem they all end up falling out with one another over the practicality about the many inconveniences of riding in hoods. After  dealing with the comedy posse, Django and Schultz shoot their way to their ultimate destination – Candieland the head residence of Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio). Candie, though spine curdling evil, cruel and slightly too familiar affections with his sister, his character  is overshadowed by his retainer and elderly “house nigger” Stephen (Samuel L Jackson). The bitter servant who has so fully internalised the racism of his day, and his place in the scheme of things, that he enforces it as violently as any slave owner. Stephen watches the other slaves and inhabitants of Candieland mercilessly for anything suspicious in the house, turning against his own people in favour of his ‘Master’. Stephen is perhaps the most cunning and dangerous person on the land as having been a slave himself (and still is), he knows exactly what buttons to push with the other slaves. In fact Stephen actually ends up using the ‘N-word’ more antagonistically than anyone else in the film. He is spiteful and insulted by the thought that someone as young as Django is a free man who seems untouchable and the sight of Django riding on a horse almost sends him to his grave. This is perhaps Jacksons best role to date..

Tarantino doesn’t spare the audience any suffering alongside the slaves. We witness a partially blind, broken and terrified slave being ripped to pieces by dogs and slaves being forced to fight each other to the death in ‘Mandingo’ fights purely for the entertainment of the plantation owners. Though there is no evidence “mandingo” fights too place back then, the trials and tribulations the slaves endured are brought to light and I think QT has to be commended for doing a good directorial job.

The original Django (Franco Nero directed by Sergio Corbucci in 1966) also appears as a cameo which gives nostalgia a nice kick. It’s been a long time since I have applauded a Tarantino film, in fact, for me this is his best film since Jackie Brown. If not for the duration and the over use of blood and guts  this would have been a near-perfect movie. 

 

Director: Quentin Tarantino
Stars: Jaime Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kerry Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Walton Goggins, Dennis Christopher, James Remar, Michael Parks, Don Johnson, Franco Nero
Screenplay: Quentin Tarantino
Runtime: 180 mins
Cert: 18

Enjoy the trailer
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Gangster Squad (2013)

Ganster Squad

I always love a movie based on a true story and in this case it’s the downfall of  maniacal criminal kingpin Mickey Cohen. In real life Cohen was sent to Alcatraz for IRS tax evasion but nobody wants to watch that on the big screen.We want drama, seduction, blood, revenge and a whole lotta tommy guns simultaneously going off. So I suppose the story telling is not truthful but it makes an entertaining watch. Fleischer tries hard to tackle a “true” crime drama but I think he falls shorts in the genre of gritty film noir.

Set after the war in 1949, the film follows the ongoing rivalry between Mickey Cohen (Sean Penn), who is hellbent on becoming the head honcho of L.A.’s underworld and Sgt. John O’Mara (Josh Brolin), a boring one dimensional LA cop with the emotional capacity of a corpse. O’Mara is tasked by Chief Parker (Nick Nolte) with cleansing LA of the problem that is Cohen, his brutes and the illegal racketeering he has going on. Chief Parker gives O’Mara the green light to assemble a discreet, off-the-books posse  and with the help of his no nonsense wife Connie he enlists  Sgt. Jerry Wooters (Ryan Gosling) and a random but clever group of detectives (Anthony Mackie, Robert Patrick, Michael Peña and Giovanni Ribisi) in a rather cheery violent romp through a mob-infested Los Angeles.

The usually fantastic cast are all held accountable to this mismatched film, despite having to deliver dialogue that no one could walk away from unscathed. Penn gives a good performance but  he is too over the top compared dulled down actors around him and with his prosthetic face and twangy type accent he might as well be an actual cartoon on the screen.
His love interest Grace Faraday (Emma stone) is a complete failure as a character. Who in God’s name thought she would be convincing as a femme fatale? A mob boss’s lady and a gangster’s moll? Well the casting agents saw something Fleischer could not bring to life on the screen. She looks every bit the modern day 24 year old girl. Jessica Rabbit pulled off a better performance in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”.

Gangster Squad is a movie with a lazy story meshed for audiences just for the sake of making a film. I feel like what could have been a great movie if more energy had been put in and Beall has thought his screenplay though ended up being  a con job as it  lacks any originality or depth.
The blames falls solely at director Ruben Fleischer, a man who clearly has no understanding or appreciation of the 1940-50s period, for if he did he wouldn’t shoot what should have been the most entertaining scenes in slow motion. It worked beautifully in Pete Travis’ 2012 movie Dredd, but here I found myself laughing at Fleischer.

Ultimately, the film is all about instant gratification, almost as much for the characters as for the viewer. On a production note, considerable effort has been expended to reproduce Hollywood Boulevard and other city parts the way they supposedly looked in the transitional days and nights of the late 1940s. The costumes also hit the mark – but then again all of that is easy to come by. It’s a shame the writing and directing partnership between Fleischer and Beall showed us nothing but perhaps they should both steer well clear of trying to re-write history whilst having no motivation to make a decent film.

 

Director: Ruben Fleischer
Stars: Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn, Nick Nolte, Emma Stone, Anthony Mackie, Michael Pena, Giovanni Ribisi, Robert Patrick, Josh Pence
Screenplay: Will Beall
Runtime: 113  mins Cert: 15

Enjoy the trailer Love and Light :)

 

And The Nominees Are…

The Oscar Nominees

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Let’s get award season 2013 underway!

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Oscar Nominations

It’s that time of the year again! Below is a full list of all your Oscar nominees. And feel free to leave your opinion!

Best Picture:

“Amour”

“Argo”

“Beasts of the Southern Wild”

“Django Unchained”

“Silver Linings Playbook”

“Zero Dark Thirty”

“Lincoln”

“Les Miserables”

“Life of Pi”

Best Director:

David O. Russell, “Silver Linings Playbook”

Ang Lee, “Life of Pi”

Steven Spielberg, “Lincoln”

Michael Haneke, “Amour”

Benh Zeitlin, “Beasts of the Southern Wild”

Best Supporting Actor:

Christoph Waltz, “Django Unchained”

Philip Seymour Hoffman, “The Master”

Robert De Niro, “Silver Linings Playbook”

Alan Arkin, “Argo”

Tommy Lee Jones, “Lincoln”

Best Supporting Actress:

Sally Field, “Lincoln”

Anne Hathaway, “Les Miserables”

Jacki Weaver, “Silver Linings Playbook”

Helen Hunt, “The Sessions”

Amy Adams, “The Master”

Best Actor:

Daniel Day Lewis, “Lincoln”

Denzel Washington, “Flight”

Hugh Jackman, “Les Miserables”

Bradley Cooper, “Silver Linings Playbook”

Joaquin Phoenix, “The Master”

Best Actress:

Naomi Watts, “The Impossible”

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The Fifth Element (1997)

The Fifth Element

So I tuned in to one of those random sky film channels and this movie gem happened to just be starting. This film was actually written by Luc Besson when he was a teenage boy, and by the mid 90′s Besson was quickly becoming one of my favourite directors having giving us the masterpieces that are Nikita (1990) and Leon (1994). His visual style combined with an astounding ability to merge action and fantasy is what helps to bring film alive from the game.

The film begins in Egypt in 1914, the alien race The Mondoshawans  have returned to earth to remove the 5th element, with promise to return it as they feel a war is coming. Together with the 4 stone elements (air, water, fire and earth), when put together, the 5th element creates a divine light that defeats evil and keeps life a-buzzin on earth. They explain this all to Father Vito Cornelius (Ian Holm) who vows to upkeep goodwill on earth and fulfill his destiny. As for The Mondoshawans, who they are and how they all got there is not important. Only life is important.  Yes the narrative is patently absurd but it works if you focus on the music, characters and humour.

The film cuts quickly to another extraordinary scene, New York City in the mid-23rd century. A futuristic city metropolis, with apartments in blocks, cars that levitate on air and Chinese restaurants float about (I’m guessing it would be New York). Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis) plays and a former space fighter turned deadbeat cab driver, has the titular character The Fifth Element,Supreme Being/Leeloo (Milla Jovovich) fall into the back of his cab and thus their story begins.

Besson gives us one great visual conceit after another and he used his characters to bring these out. Miss Plavalaguna a towering alien diva opera singer whose skin is made from extremely tight leather, has tentacles coming out of her head, sings like an angel and dances like she is on speed. Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) plays an outrageous and zany DJ who prances around in a dress, with crazy makeup and an equally barmy entourage. Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Gary Oldman) embodies the villainous role of a power maniac aligning with evil. These characters succeed because they both fit into clear archetypes and yet exist with so much individual color and texture that they feel more like the individuals the archetypes are based upon than characters based upon the archetypes. Paul Gaultier’s outlandish costumes fit this film like a hand to a glove.

The weakest part of the film though is the broader story, like we don’t come to know the origin of the elemental stones and why out of all the planets n the solar system the great evil seems hellbent on destroying only earth? Perhaps is because it’s the only one where their is proof of life form (my own observations). With all the narrative flaws I still really love this film but I must point out the ending scene where Dallas professes his love for LeeLoo in order for her to release the Divine Light in the nick of time has to be one of the cringiest moments in my personal cinematic history. Still works though!

Director: Luc Besson
Stars: Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Chris Tucker
Screenplay: Dan Mazeau, David Leslie Johnson
Runtime: 99  mins Cert: 12A

Enjoy the trailer Love and Light :)

Happy New Year

Happy New Year 2013

To all my readers, subscribers, loyalist and downright cynics – I wish you all a very happy new year.

I hope/pray this year is full of happiness, wisdom, success, blessing, good luck, generosity, love, laughter, good health and many other great things to fill your year and beyond.

I love this quote:

“I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.

Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You’re doing things you’ve never done before, and more importantly, you’re Doing Something.

So that’s my wish for you, and all of us, and my wish for myself. Make New Mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes. Make mistakes nobody’s ever made before. Don’t freeze, don’t stop, don’t worry that it isn’t good enough, or it isn’t perfect, whatever it is: art, or love, or work or family or life.

Whatever it is you’re scared of doing, Do it.

Make your mistakes, next year and forever.” 
― Neil Gaiman

Happy New Year 

Love A.A x

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays

Happy Christmas

Just wanted to wish my readers and subscribers near and far a very Happy Christmas/Happy Holidays.

I hope you are very happy and Santa brings you all the goodies you want. If your like me then its all about giving rather than receiving :)

For those of us lucky to receive lovely things and still complaining or ungrateful – spare a thought for those who don’t have anything!

Whatever your celebrating on this day, I hope it’s filled with laughter, love and good food

A.A x

End Of Watch (2012)

End Of Watch

David Ayer is best known for penning the action films Training Day (where Denzel Washington won his overdue best actor academy award), S.W.A.T, Street Kings The Fast and the Furious. In these films the narratives are chiefly centered upon dysfunctional antiheroes and their questionable morality. Ayer is a fantastic writer for films in this genre and he directed his latest film ‘End of Watch’- a term which police us to log in their end of day reports, Ayer fuses police drama with humour, courage and heart all during moments of extreme and somewhat over exaggerated violence.

Officers Bryan Taylor (Jake Gyllenhaal) and Mike Zavala (Michael Peña) are two upstanding and boisterous policemen, who do good upon their promise to uphold the law in the south central area of Los Angeles.  Much of the film focuses on their daily routine tackling crime and their relationship that’s clearly a lot deeper than most. They talk about everything and mock each others ethnicities and stereotypes without being offensive.  Zavala is the more settled of the two, married to his high school sweetheart, comes from a large caring family and expecting his first child. Whereas Taylor is fast-talking, jumpy but intelligent as he is taking classes for his entry into law school. Both are likeable and their bond, loyalty and trust for one another is believable.

Throughout the film, which switches seamlessly from character study to taut thriller, Taylor and Zavala cross paths several times with psychotic members of the Sinaloa drug cartel. The brutality is intense, dabbling in human and drug  trafficking, cold-blooded massacres/body dismemberment, and the two heroes don’t know they out of their depth until its too late. The final gun scene is exaggerated but in true Hollywood style it shows the violence and uncertainty that the LAPD are up against daily.

It’s a testosterone-dominated film, filled with nervous rookies and jaded veterans and hard faced women cops (played by America Ferrera of Ugly Betty fame, Cody Horn). Above it all, we see a close-knit police community who go out into the means streets everyday facing situations that they are sometimes not equip to deal with such as a burning house and duct taped children.

Ayer’s script and direction cleans out cop clichés and freshens up found footage techniques by disregarding the convention of having characters continuously shooting with cameras. Ayer uses this method inconsistently, throwing in both conventional widescreen establishing shots and, more insidiously, handheld camerawork that simply cannot be diegetic.
My only criticism towards the script is the language was so foul at times that I’d miss certain this characters were saying – I understand that’s the nature of the beast giving the nature of the surroundings, he could have toned it down just a little bit.

The film gives a greater insight into the gang members’ lives and proves the dominant underclass of the Hispanics and the African-Americans – some of the gang members especially the females are so scary that it helps to heighten the performances of Gyllenhaal/Pena and their delivery of Ayer’s witty dialogue is fantastic.

Ayer, who grew up in South Central, chose to film real locations which adds to the authenticity and I think the casting was fantastic. Michael Pena should definitely be getting starring roles rather than supporting ones, as he has proved countless times that he is an actor not to be pushed in the background.

Director: David Ayer
Stars: Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Pena, Anna Kendrick, Natalie Martinez, David Harbour, America Ferrera, Frank Grillo
Screenplay: David Ayer
Runtime: 109  mins
Cert: 15

Enjoy the trailer
Love and Light :)

X Factor Winner 2012: James Arthur

James Arthur

A big congratulations to James Arthur on his X-Factor victory tonight. Personally I think both him and the lovely Jahmene were worthy of the crown as they genuinely have raw talent and I hope we don’t hear the last of ‘Mr Shy Giggles’ Jahmene.

I think James if not surrounded by the right people will have fame and fortune overwhelm him and he might quickly find himself right back where he started. With twitter slagging matches involving Frankie Boyle and insulting past male winners such as Matt Cardle, I hope Nicole Scherzinger has saved him enough humble pie should he find himself at the wrath of Simon Cowell’s mercy if his album not do as well as anticipated.

Having said this, time has changed and the creative control the X-factor winners have these days are much better, so I have a feeling that James Arthur will be around for a very long time.
I also which the very best to Jahmene Douglas because I really want him to do well – no talent like that should be wasted stacking shelves in a supermarket.

Though the talent this year was mediocre, a few of the contestants will do well. Lucy Spraggan is a very blessed writer and she should stick to that as her singing gives me pains, perhaps she could even write for James. Ella Henderson will go very far and she is till so young so we already know we will be seeing more of her. Union J? – okay so there is already One Direction but whats greats about the music industry is that there is always room for more. JLS have not received global domination the way One Direction have but still managed to become multimillionaires through their music. Rylan Clark? Well it was always obvious that not habouring any singing abilities but having a wicked personality and a loud character would surely get him places.

Just one more question remains…who’s going to reimburse Christopher Maloney’s nans phone bill? The poor old Biddy!

Well done James Arthur – looking forward to hearing your music in the new year. Below is my favourite performance of his during this competition. Enjoy

Love and Light :)

James Arthur: Hometown Glory

Wrath Of The Titans (2012)

Wrath of The Titans

This has to be one of the most sillest films I have seen in a long time. Admittedly I was being too ambitious expecting it to be better than 2010 Clash of the Titans idiotic remake, but this was utter crap! Its like the director (Libesman) and the writers (Mazeau and Leslie -Johnson) ignored the visual and written creativity needed for a film like this and decided to throw whatever they could together after a drunken night out.

The narrative follows demigod Perseus (Sam Worthington) 10 years after he has slayed the Kraken and Persues has since retired to become a fisherman while raising his son Helios (John Bell) among mortals. Called upon his father Zeus (Liam Neeson) to defeat a bunch of crazy gods who seek to release the dreaded titans from the underworld, who would in turn obliterate the world, kill the gods and wipe out any life form! 
Perseus is as reluctant as ever to be the hero and like “Clash” believes the Gods deserve everything they receive. He eventually accepts mankind needs his help after his village comes under attack and he gathers a small pathetic crew for their adventure. Agenor (Toby Kebbell), the half-god son of Poseidon who is nothing than a common thief  and Queen Andromeda (Rosamund Pike) — and sets out on a quest to his now kidnapped father from the dreaded underworld and also reforge the Spear of Triam to defeat Kronos.  

The film lacks passion, emotion and drive – we see characters and random monsters pop into and out of scenes apparently arbitrarily. It’s hard to pin the story down and comprehend whats going on and it boils down to the writers not giving the viewers any reason to care. At some points it gets so boring the only excitement is something being blown up. The dialogue and the on-screen chemistry between the characters is about as tangy as a packet of Rowntrees Sour Fruit Pastelles. The pain my ear drums felt when the mash-up of accents came into play, from French, Aussie to South American – I mean it’s like the actors forgot their were acting and starting using their real accents, which makes me wonder if Liebesman was sleeping on set?

I thought casting Sam-Boring-Worthington was silly in the first film, and this has only proved everything I said before. If I was in a world in need of saving  he would be my last choice – in fact I’d put on the armour, take my sword and go do it myself. He’s the least engaging, believable, reluctant hero I’ve ever seen on film. The only two decent performances were that of zany God Hephaestus (Bill Nighy) and Agenor (Toby Kebbell) who provided some mild humour. The God of War, Ares (Edgar Ramirez) is a complete waste of character and  the “I hate you brother because father fav’d you” attitude was like watching paint dry. I have seen better family feuds on episodes of The Simpsons!

Wrath is an adventure film without any  adventure. I felt like I was watching the film forever and kept looking at the remaining time of the film but refused to stop watching in case by some miracle something would pick the story up. The movie does not quite reach the epic thrills and hype created by the trailers. Personally seeing as it is called “Clash of he Titans” I would have liked to have seen a “clash” – a memorable fight between the Titans from Tartarus and the offspring of other Gods, not just Perseus and Agenor rise up and battle them. As I said in the beginning, my thoughts were too ambitious.

I don’t care if you pray to God, Bhudda, Aphrodite or Hera – lets all collectively pray that we are not subjected to such crappy entertainment again and please stop casting Sam Worthington! The guy is a rubbish actor – even in Avatar, the best bits with him wasn’t his human form is was his Avatar! Jheeez

Director: Jonathan Liebesman
Stars: Sam Worthington, Rosamund Pike, Bill Nighy, Edgar Ramirez, Toby Kebbell, Laim Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Danny Huston
Screenplay: Dan Mazeau, David Leslie Johnson
Runtime: 99  mins
Cert: 12A

Enjoy the trailer
Love and Light :)

Think Like A Man (2012)

Think Like A Man

The one thing that grates on me when it comes to a film with a predominantly black cast is when it’s released theatrically in the UK you have about 72 hour to catch it s before all traces of the film disappears  It’s a harsh reality still facing black cinema but let me leave that debate for another time. 
Thanks to my good friends at Blinkbox I got the hook up on the film I’ve been yearning to watch as I was beginning to think I must be the only black woman who is still in the dark (no pun intended). Yes the film I’m talking about is the critically acclaimed US rom-com “Think Like A Man”

Clichéd romantic comedies are a dime a dozen but  recently clichéd rom-coms with  black casts are scarce  which gives this film the booster it deserves. It’s not so much the story that makes this film appealing for me – but it’s the badass cast that bring it together.
Think Like a Man is a film adapted from the book ”Act Like A Lady..Think Like A Man” by comedian Steve Harvey that offers relationship advice to women. The plot  becomes a series of  interlocking stories about a group of 5 close male friends partnered with women that are their potential soul mates however each man is conveniently a personality types Harvey outlines in his book.

The couples: Geeky grown man with a child’s mind Jeremy (Jerry Ferrara) real estate agent Kristen (Gabrielle Union), the “mama’s boy” Michael (Terence J) and single but clued up single  mum Candace (Regina Hall) , the dreamer-chef Dominic (Michael Ealy) and Fortune-500 COO Lauren (Taraji P. Henson), the smooth-talking “player” Zeke (Romany Malco) and the lady who wants no man to get her cookies so easily (Meagan Good) and last but not least the recently divorced Cedric (Kevin Hall). Of all the relationships I actually like the twist in Michael Candaces’ story because when we are first introduced to their potential relationship, I thought their problem would be her having a child rather than his over-bearing and meddling mother.

The film reduces the war between the sexes and the infinite mysteries of romance and relationships to a bland, pandering assortment of commercial stereotypes.  Hart is made to carry a large part of the comedic burden, and while makes me laugh at various points, his jokes do quickly turn tiresome to allow the other protagonists light their comedic torches. Chris Brown proves to be an actor the making playing a cheeky lothario and his hilarious ”run for it” scene with Mya manages to be pretty amusing. We see him pop up again in various scenes calling Mya by other names that start with ‘M’ showing why she has her guards up with men when it comes to sex.
Lala Vasquez, Toccara Jones, Kelly Rowland and Keri Hilson are other celebs who make cameo appearances.

While the outcomes of the individual romances portrayed are fairly predictable, the chemistry among the cast members is powerful and they maintain the entertainment value. The story has been done before and is not original or innovative, and I didn’t learn anything new about relationships but Tim Story and Tyler Perry make it work.

Watch movies online – looks great if you have a tablet, loving it on my iPad!

Director: Tim Story
Stars: Taraji P. Henson, Michael Ealy, Terrence Jenkins, Regina Hall, Meagan Good, Romany Malco, Gabrielle Union, Kevin Hart, Jay Ferrara
Screenplay: Tyler Perry, David A. Newman
Runtime: 123  mins
Cert: 12A

Enjoy the trailer
Love and Light :)

Skyfall (2012)

Skyfall

“Skyfall” – no matter what a James Bond movie is called it’s always guaranteed to be a box-office smash and with Sam Mendes at the helm we could all be assured that it would be a job well done.

The opening scenes which begins in Istanbul’s Grand Bazaar, Bond is fighting fit and he finally seems to be over the whole Vesper Lynd betrayal saga. Suddenly the closing of that scene ends in Bond’s possible demise after being thrown from a moving train into the sea and the scenes showcase a brilliance of  timing and choreography.

After a rude awakening from his self pitying and being lured away from his paradise, he understands that he has a mission both a blessing and a curse that he can not turn from.
This time, James Bond must try and protect M (Judi Dench) from what apparently is a personal attack – what makes it a twist is that M seems to have skeletons in her closet. Behind the walls of  MI6, agents are no longer safe, and the new liaison between M and her new superior Gareth Mallory (Ralph Fiennes), Chairman of the ISC, evinces not even a grudging affection for 007.
The fiercely patriotic and dignified Judi Dench gets to explore her character’s hidden fears  which adds some complex heightened layers to her final performance as well.  Q (Ben Wishaw), is a young OxBridge genius whose modern-day specialty is computer hacking rather than inventing exploding pens.

In Skyfall, Bond’s weaknesses makes him a more captivating figure and also more human like. Although muscular and toned, the role of playing a secret agent begins to kick in it’s physical and psychological draining. His eyes are somewhat soul-less which adds what feels like an unprecedented sense of depth to a character we thought we’d known so well for 50 years.

M is being hunted mercilessly by a psychotic super cyber villain named Raoul Silva (Javier Bardem) a maniacal, bisexual monster who uses whimsy to express menace, an intelligent man who knows M’s secrets and takes pride in telling a spine curdling story about survivalist rats.  Silva, a  former MI6 agent getting his revenge against this staid, old-fashioned organization in high-tech, ultra-efficient ways that make him seem unstoppable. He wants world domination through orchestrated chaos and he approaches the role with a mix of effeminate flamboyance and cold-blooded ruthlessness. He calmly but terrifying mocks Bond about his life protecting people who at the drop of a hat would betray him.

Eve Moneypenny (Naomie Harris) and Severine (Bérénice  Marlohe) fulfill the typically boring Bond girl duties though surprisingly to me  Harris does a very good job in her transition from field agent to secretary. At the risk of sounding catty she doesn’t come across very feminine and I think there was plenty of opportunity for her to be alluring as well as a kick-ass female sidekick. When Moneypenny dons a dress she was androgynous and I personally didn’t like that. I wish Marlohe was given more screen time so we can assess not only her beauty but more importantly her acting skills.

Mendes seems adamant on making the best Bond since ”The Spy Who Loved Me” given that he exhumes Bond’s old Aston Martin and to my surprise, during my screening the car actually received an applause when it came onto the screen!

The film is shot wonderfully and has some breath taking scenes, the most memorable being the empty office space in a Shanghai skyscraper: a mesmerizing mix of cool glass surfaces and shadows. Also the moment when Bond pulls up to to the party in Shanghai on a boat – the surroundings show off some off the Chinese culture and desire for bright colours.
The punchy one-liners, slick suits and cinematography should also be recognised for its perfection as well as Adele crooning the movies theme song. Sam Mendes should be appreciated for making James Bond a character that is relevant once again.

Director: Sam Mendes
Stars: Daniel Craig, Judi Dench, Javier Bardem, Ralph Fiennes, Naomie Harris, Berenice Lim Marlohe, Albert Finney, Ben Wishaw
Screenwriters: Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, John Logan
Runtime: 143  mins
Cert: 12A

Enjoy the trailer
Love and Light :)

Tulisa (again)


Poor Tulisa – she seems to be having a bad year. Financially and career wise she is sound but personally she just keeps getting ripped to pieces.
First her slimeball ex leaks a sex-tape and next Gary Barlow calls her out about her ”fag ash breath” on national television. While she is not my favourite person,  I do think it was very disrespectful for Gary to embarrass her like that, he could have just pulled her to one side and offered her a tic tac. Every problem has a solution!!

I don’t actually believe it was a stunt, I think Gary got caught up in the moment and only realised what he was saying after it had left his mouth. The thing is, no matter how much he apologises, people will always remember that and I really feel sorry for the girl. Naughty twitter for having ”fag ash breath” as a trending topic.

Anyways – here’s my sister Alyzah posing with Tulisa at her launch of her fashion line in Westfield White City. I don’t know who in their right mind would want to wear Tulisa’s clothes but hey ho, fag breathe and all, shes current

Enjoy the snap
Love and Light x

The Lincoln Lawyer (2011)

The Lincoln Lawyer

It’s becoming apparent that Matthew McConaughey plays lawyers better than any other character in his other films. Cast your minds back 16 years ago when he played a lawyer in the 1996 Joel Schumacher film ‘A Time to Kill’, he was brilliant – and he brings that same demeanor to this film too. After watching this i can forgive him for his past errors such as Fools Gold and Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.

The film is  directed by Brad Furman and based on the Michael Connelly novel of the same name. It centers on a smooth talking criminal defense attorney Mick Haller (McConaughey) who is hired to defend a wealthy Beverly Hills playboy, Louis Roulet (Ryan Phillippe), accused of the assult and attempted murder of a prostitute (Margarita Levieva). Mick’s a lawyer who practices out of his Lincoln towncar, generally dealing with cases most other lawyers would find either morally reprehensible or cases where the defendant has no hope of winning. Haller is ruthless, an extremely skilled, slick and harbors no quilt  about who he defends, as long as he gets paid. When faced with defending Roulet, he gets more than he bargains for when he realises he is caught in a moral game regarding an old case that he lost and now his personal and professional life is being threatened.

The court scenes are fascinating not because they show a witty attorney treating the witnesses and jurors like pieces on a chessboard but also because this is a case Mick is desperate to lose. As he struggles behind-the-scenes to find a way out of the trap the Roulets have laid for him, he continues to perform brilliantly on the judge’s stage. The ending get split into half which I found interesting and it satisfies enough on an emotional level that we’re willing to forgive any intellectual and logical shortcomings.

Margret McPherson (Marisa Tomei) fades in the background and has no real significance other than being the ex partner of Haller and they share custody of their daughter. They have a little on-screen romance which falls flat due to one being a prosecutor and the other a defense lawyer so they both looking at justice through different lenses.
William H. Macy is delightful under cover homosexual  and although his screen time is cut short he still manages to stay present through various scenes. Ryan Phillippe is disturbingly good as a handsome sociopath and his onscreen mother Mary Windsor (Frances Fisher) is equally wonderful at playing a woman out to defend her baby boy.

For a guy who supposedly works from his car, Haller spends barely any time actually doing work – other than counting some money and playing about with a gun we see  little of him in the Lincoln. Although when he is in it, he and Earl (Laurence Mason) speak in an affable shorthand that’s great fun to watch — they’re both surfing the same wavelength.

The scenes on the Lincoln  are some of the best in visual terms, maybe because they’re so simply shot. From the camera’s eye view, we get to see both faces at once as these characters communicate with one another. The soundtrack compliments these scenes.
I love the cheekiness of his number plate which is ‘NTGUILTY’ – it alsmot has a double meaning. His clients are not guilty and he should also feel not guilty for defending such criminals.

Furman shoots the film with a cool degree of stylization, using an over-saturated color with controlled zooms. Furman and the cast keep you invested in seeing where Mick Haller ends up, if he can control the situation and maintain his cool. McConaughey definitely shines and allows his acting ability to peak in dark thrillers than rom coms.

Director: Brad Furman
Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Marisa Tomei, Ryan Phillipe, Josh Lucas, Michael Pena, William H. Macy, Bryan Cranston, Bob Gunton
Screenwriter: John Romano
Runtime: 119mins
Cert: 15

Enjoy the trailer
Love and Light x

Angel (Musician)

Angel

So I promised a 3rd celebrity snap with Alyzah and here it is!!
It’s…………ANGEL!!!

Absolutely love him – he has done so well for himself and without sounding biased he is only going to get bigger!! I predict world domination for a man with humble beginnings – growing up in Shepherds Bush (W12), the same area as yours truly (well I was in East Acton..), he still has his feet firmly on the ground and he doesn’t seem to have no chip on his shoulder.

With his massively infectious his debut single “Wonderful” solid in the charts, I have nothing but love and support for him. So make sure you all do too!
“When you finally find what’s beautiful..it’s so wonderful” #Tune

Enjoy the snap
Love and Light X

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Fazer (N Dubz)

Fazer

So we had Tyler James in the last post, and in this one we have our celebrity magnet Alyzah with Mr Fazer himself. Brace yourselves for the next celeb photo I have for you…..
I shall reveal that tomorrow :)

Oh btw, Alyzah met all 3 celebrities on the SAME day!

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Dredd 3D (2012)

Dredd

Normally I don’t get too excited when remakes of films are made, especially when I can still remember the first one clearly. Judge Dredd is supposed to be a fearful, no-nonsense, ruthless and borderline psychotic to deal with the criminals in his vicinity, and let’s be real, Sylvester Stallone just didn’t embody those principles in the 1995 movie adaptation.

When I heard Karl Urban had been cast to play Dredd, I actually thought it was a brilliant choice. He is rough around the edges, handsome and built like an authority figure. If a more famous man had been cast then we all would have been comparing that actor to his previous film roles. With Urban, we can’t really do that as he hasn’t really been in anything major where he played the main character. Well unless you count that awful film ”Doom”….*cough*

In the near future, the United States is now a barren wasteland. 400 million citizens populate Mega City One, where over 17,000 crimes are committed every day. Able to respond to only 6% of these wrongdoings, the Judges – upholders of the law who have the power to dispense instant justice and punishment – attempt to maintain order amid the chaos. The most feared of these Judges is Judge Dredd (Karl Urban)who  reluctantly teams up with psychic rookie Judge Cassandra Anderson (Olivia Thirlby) for an assessment mission at ”Peach Trees” after stumbling upon a triple homicide.  Things don’t go as smoothly as anticipated , and they are suddenly in a tower lock down. They work together to take down the fantastically psychotic ex-prostitute turned super crime/drug lord Ma-Ma (Lena Headey), who’s busy manufacturing a new drug called ‘Slo-Mo’ within her 200-storey mega-block and will do anything and kill anyone that tries to stop her reign of terror.

Urban embodies Dredd, upholding that no-nonsense attitude, imposing demeanour and the ability to deliver one tone, straight faced one-liners in a way that makes us laugh with him rather than at him.  Anderson was actually much better than I thought she would be with her androgynous beauty, ass kicking and vortex like scenes where she mind f*cks a suspect. Ma-Ma was slick and sinister when she was on screen, but I think we should have been able to witness her carry out something sickening. Perhaps showing her skinning someone alive or gutting a helpless blind worker…okay maybe not! What’s great about her character is that her minions are more scared of feeling her wrath than they are of two Judges. I mean this woman is CRAZY!
The partnership between Dredd and Anderson is a match made in heaven and because of her psychic ability she is probably the only person who Dredd could have that partnership with as she is young enough to be his sidekick rather than a romantic interest. Romance between them just wouldn’t work and above all it would make both characters lose their credibility and their entertainment value. 

If you have been reading my reviews then you already know I am not a fan of 3D, and Dredd is not an exception. Their are some phenomenal scenes where the viewers are invited through the eye-of-the-addict who has just inhaled the Slo-Mo drug. The way Pete Travis presents this effect is startling, from water particles slowly floating through the air to stylistic shots of people getting a bullet to the face and torso. This obviously helps the film portray as much violence as possible using visual effects.
These sequences are mesmerizing and beautiful where they glory of 3D is used to its full potential and the colours are so dense that you do get sucked in…for a second. Then once those scenes are over I am back to wondering why I am sitting in the cinema with glasses on.

I do however love the under use of CGI but instead went for real props and building which means it didn’t feel like it was a cheap film and they had run out of funds because of the detail put into everything from the judges uniforms to the blending of real world building and futuristic mega blocks. The soundtrack for this film also has to be applauded as it kept me hooked through the chase and battle scenes.

The only fault I can find with this film is that their should have been more conflicts with other areas/blocks other than “Peach Trees” so we can see Dredd in other surroundings and I would have liked to see more of the city. Though having been filmed in South Africa on a very modest budget of $40 million, Dredd looks and feels like a hyper-realistic version of what some may call an inevitable Armageddon. 
Say what you want but I think Karl Urban executed playing Judge Dredd to absolute perfection and Olivia Thirlby reminds men that you need a head-strong woman to lead you to victory :)

Director: Pete Travis
Stars: Karl Urban, Olivia Thirlby, Wood Harris, Lena Headey
Runtime: 95mins
Cert: 18

Enjoy the trailer
Love and Light x

Ted (2012)

Ted

Seth MacFarlane the genius behind super-successful U.S animated show – Family Guy and he is also the co-creator of American Dad/The Cleveland Show. Now he takes a big furry step onto the big screen with his feature debut Ted (Read Full Review: The London Film Review)

 

Magic Mike (2012)

Magic Mike

From the offset I already knew that the story line would be pants (no pun intended), but then again I knew it was one for the ladies, so went as a spectator rather than a film critic.

Magic Mike (Channing Tatum) a talented male stripper who has dreams of making a success of himself, with imminent plans on starting his own business in the furniture trade. To help those dreams come true he is paid to dance for women, and lives a cheeky playboy lifestyle that many young men would dream of.  He meets Adam, a directionless 19-year-old kid living on his sensible sister’s couch. At a random evening encounter Mike sizes him up and soon takes him under his wing , and brands him “The Kid” at the all-male strip club, owned by Dallas (Matthew McConaughey).  The Kid crowbars his way into Mike’s life and the two become very close, very quickly.
Mike contemplates leaving the stripping industry behind him, and his plans are given more ammunition by his pending romance with Adam’s conservative older sister Brooke (Cody Horn).  He is faced with various tests and has to weigh up whats means the most to him and his future

You can probably tell by now that Magic Mike isn’t exactly the ”vagazzled” bachelorette orgy type party promised in the trailers, at least not entirely. The naturalness of Carolin’s dialogue is well matched by the documentary-like style that Soderbergh adopts here The stripping scenes, in which Tatum and Pettyfer are joined onstage by the likes of Ken (Matthew Bomer), Tito,Adam Rodriguez, Big Dick Ritchie (Joe Manganiello) and Tarzan (Kevin Nash), are fantastically shot with sharp choreography and elaborate village-people style costumes. All of the guys are at their best onstage, and Soderbergh gives us their elation– with taught round buttocks and a naughty silhouette scene, while making every dance part of their story.

Cody Horn, being a relatively new actress, I thought would have had more on-screen stamina, but I found her quite dull looking but more importantly I just couldn’t believe the chemistry between her and Tatum. Compared to his relationship with Joanna (Olivia Munn) which was sexy as well as comical.

During the early scenes you could feel the excitement of the cinema-goers but by the time the movie was over, the audience was silent and I looked around to see some people had fallen asleep! It all comes down to the script which isn’t good enough to justify taking up nearly two hours of screen time. From a narrative pov there are also a few too many random stripping montages which seem somewhat superfluous, coming across as mere time-filler.

All that said, since he featured in the original Step-Up we haven’t seen him in any more roles that allow him to show off his dancing abilities. On the stripper stage he makes all the other dancers look stiff and not because he can dance, but because it made it apparent that the others couldn’t.
I mean the last time I checked Kevin Nash wasn’t an actor let alone a dancer! He looked really awkward on stage and it felt a bit weird watching him grind his aged hips. Those are scenes I never want to be subjected to viewing again!

I did enjoy the first hour, when everything was more focused on the stripping/dancing scenes, but I soon lost interest, as the bland story lines fell flat in places. Perhaps if someone other than Cody Horn had been Mike’s potential love interest then that might have kept my mind and my eyes awake too.

Director: Steven Soderburgh
Stars: Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Cody Horn, Matt Bomer, Olivia Munn, Joe Manganiello, Matthew McConaughey
Runtime: 110mins
Cert: 15

Enjoy the trailer
Love and Light x

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

The Dark Knight Rises

Tis the summer of comic superhero blockbusters and its safe to say that “The Dark Knight Rises” is the one we have all been waiting for….(Read Full Review: The London Film Review)

Ice Age 4: Continental Drift (2012)

Ice Age 4

“Ice Age: Continental Drift” picks up right where the last film left off, with main characters and best friends Mammoth Manny (Ray Romano), sabre-toothed tiger Diego (Denis Leary) and Sid-The-Sloth (JohnLeguizamo) going round in circles on a primordial landscape. With family tag-a-longs Ellie (Queen Latifah) and the now teenage daughter Peaches (Keke Palmer).

There’s not a lot of forward momentum to these movies, because there is never any discernable goal for any of the main characters, and the action is frequently broken up to check in with Scrat, the silent, nut-obsessed sabre- toothed squirrel, who has become the golden character of the franchise. These interludes are not funny anymore and add to the frustratingly fragmented nature of the storytelling.
After an earthquake leaves Manny separated from his family, our nomadic comedians unite once again to survive the odds and save Manny’s family and the rest of their prehistoric herd. At first they are running from the cataclysmic events brought about by Scrat the squirrel (Chris Wedge) and then they begin running from Captain Gutt (Peter Dinklage), the no-good pirate and his madcap crew.

As always, love comes calling for the Ice Agers and this time it’s Diego’s chance to find romance when he comes across Gutt’s sleek second-in-command saber-tooth, Shira (Jennifer Lopez), who is looking mighty fine in her ice white fur. Peaches is also falling in love with mammoth Ethan (Drake…yes I mean rapper/singer Drake)
An army of chubby and cute prehistoric guinea pigs are tossed into the narrative and they provide some comical scenes with the help of Sid, the hamster whisperer.
Granny (Wanda Sykes) is easily the star character in this film, she provides the best punchlines and through her dimentia she manages to save the day.

What is unfortunate about Ice Age: Continental Drift is that the directors and writers attempted to insert ”cool” characters with cool celeb voices (Peaches and her posse) in a movie about a mammoth, a sloth, and a saber-toothed cat, instead of sticking with what worked. How it worked? Well, Manny, Sid and Diego, trekking through time, looking out for each other, having fun and getting into trouble.
The whole peaches going through teenage dramas is what I expect from ”Twilight” or other teen movies…not a bloody laid back animation!

Overall I think a good effort, but after Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs and the hilarious character that is ‘Buck’ (Simon Pegg), it fell flat in many places, and all the celebrity voices just didn’t do enough to save it. Perhaps it’s time for this franchise to become extinct as creatively, it’s going the way of the dodo….

Director: Steve Martino
Stars: Ray Romano, Queen Latifah, Keke Palmer, Denis Leary, John Leguizamo, Peter Dinklage, Jennifer Lopez, Chris Wedge, Sean William-Scott, Drake, Nicki Minaj
Runtime: 94 mins
Cert: PG

Enjoy the trailer
Love and Light x

Ashleigh and Pudsey: BGT Winners 2012

Ashleigh and Pudsey

I haven’t really tuned into this years competition but I am so chuffed that the winners of this years Britain’s Got Talent is Ashleigh and her beloved dog Pudsey. What a fantasic, humble and inspiring duo. The love they have for each other is what makes them so cute.
We have seen so many singer, dancers and singers…oh and dancers to last as all a lifetime, so thank you British public for making tonights win a memorable one.

Now this is definitely Something The Queen and Co. would enjoy, as it’s right up their street.

£500k richer! Fantasic, good luck to them both, they deserved it and I hope this is the start of the great things that are due to come their way.

Enjoy the semi-final clip of these champions
Love and Light x

Conor Maynard

Conor Maynard

Hailed as the British version of Justin Beiber, Conor Maynard is fast becoming the the ”New Kid on the Block”.  He has been a YouTube sensation for a while now, with amazing renditions of Chris Brown’s ”Crawl” and Taio Cruz’s ”Dynamite” among others.
His debut single ”Can’t Say No” has just been released in the charts, and so it’s safe to say that he is just finding his feet in the industry. 

Alyzah and friends bumped into him somewhere near the Fulham Road, and she said he started walking AND doing the dougie..ooh I mean theres talent and then there’s plain showing off! ;)

I like him..
Enjoy the super ridiculously-small snap
Love and Light x 

Tulisa Sex Tape

Tulisa

This week is a week I am sure Tulisa C.. will be in a hurry to forget but due to the power of the internet, the Camden lass has to understand that this scandal will be around for the rest of her life. No matter how hard her publicist and managers try and ease the damage, her already not-taken seriously image has seriously been tarnished.

Firstly, people need to RELAX and stop going on like she killed someone! People are going on like we are a nation of virgins! Throwing stones in glass houses come to mind..
What she has done is not a crime and the only thing that separates many of us to her is we have the common sense to keep what happens in the bedroom IN the bedroom!

Seriously, when will all these celebrities learn?? Even if I had no talent and I was not fame chasing I still wouldn’t allow a lover to record us engaging in any sexual activities.

Simon Cowell has vowed to stand by her and assured us that her X Factor Judge role was not affected as if she lost her place that means that whoever leaked the video has won. I must say that I agree with him, also X Factor is already a bloody shambles and having a naughty judge is exactly the kind of scandal the show needs -_-

I have to applaud her on coming clean, as there was simply no way she could carry on denying the girl in the video is not her. Not even PR guru Max Clifford could have put a spin on that!
Hold the phone…isn’t this the week she launches her debut single and music video?…maybe this is a PR stunt after all *chuckles*

I couldn’t help but laugh when she tried flip the script on us ”judging” her, implying that it made us bad people. Ermmm I didn’t get caught doing naughty sexual things dude!

The moral of the story kids is NEVER say never and resist the inevitably regrettable decision to record yourself having sexual and intimate moments.
Watch her admission video below..poor thing!

Love and Light x

Whitney Houston R.I.P

Whitney Houston

 ”We need to start loving and honouring our legends while they are alive. People tear you down while you are here, and love you when your gone” (Tyrese Gibson).

After hearing the sad passing of a true legend, this has to be the best tweet I had read all morning.

Whitney Houston indeed was a music legend, and I think the word ”legend’ gets thrown around way too much in this day and age. I mean I like Adele, but she is hardly a legend..

After a terrible few years I mean this outcome was inevitable really, but it doesn’t mean it’s any less painful. I say this like I personally know her, and not many of us did BUT her early music to her ”My Love Is You Love” album was simply phenomenal. Let us not forget that magical moment she teamed up with Mariah Carey to sing ”When you Believe” on the Prince of Eygpt soundtrack.

Or her moment in ”The Bodyguard” or ”Waiting to Exhale”…oh my days who remembers ”The Preacher’s Wife”?? A wonderful actress as she was a singer, no doubts.

Ahhhhh Whitney, only 48..so so sad :(

I know we would all like someone to blame and it’s only natural we are all going to look to semi- mad man Bobby Brown. Yes she might have been this good Christian girl before the devil cornered her BUT some demons only come out when we want them to.
I don’t think this is the time to play the blame game, it is now time to look after Bobbi Kristina, as though the world mourns the death of a superstar, she is mourning the death of her mother.

We have all seen the photos of her daughter being caught up on drugs and I truly, deeply hope that girl is surrounded by people who can look after her, so she doesn’t follow her mothers steps.

I’m off to play myself some Whitney back to back..starting with ”I Learned From The Best” and then moving onto the woman’s anthem of ”It’s Not Right”…what tunes!

As I said about Amy, I wish Whitney to have found peace with her troubled soul
Love and Light x

Whitney Houston (1963-2012)

Nate James

Nate James

I just stumbled across this photo of Nate James and I at Mile End Station. What happened to his music career? I loved his songs ”Set The Tone ” and ”Kingdom Falls”.
Kingdom falls was fantastic song, beautifully written and the video/promotion was all self funded. He then used the proceedings to go towards the victims of genocide torn Rwanda. Lovely man!

He just fell right off the melodic radar.

I hope he brings out some new material soon, so we can have a breath of fresh air away from all these manufactured bands.

I remember taking this on my then-new camera and I was fiddling around with the colour settings. Enjoy the snap (sorry peeps I didn’t realise the camera was so close)
Love and Light x

Andrew Castle

Andrew Castle

What a delightful surprise! Andrew Castle came into my work place by mistake just now, and intercepted him. I have to be honest I did find myself behaving a little giddy, as he has this silver fox charm about him.

He is one of my favourite TV presenters because he is just so direct and blunt in his approach to people. A little passive aggressive but then that’s what I find appealing about him.
Who remembers that interview where he challenged Health Secretary Andy Burnham about the safety on consuming Tamiflu? Awkward!

How about the time he was paired with Ola-The Body-Jordan for Strictly Come Dancing?? Okay probably not my favourite moments of his career but still enjoyable to watch the judges lay into him, and him having to stay schtum to get votes.

Ahhhh good times!

I do love it when a well known TV personality finds 5mins in their time to talk to lil inquisitive me :)

Lovely on screen and super lovely in person

Enjoy the snap
Love and Light x

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XFactor 2011 Winner: Little Mix

Little Mix

After a looooooong 2 hours of my life (judge me not as I know you was probably watching too) Little Mix have pipped Marcus Collins to winning this years XFactor, and it was pretty obvious that they were going to do so. Not to take anything away from Marcus as he has a lovely voice, it was clear to see that the British public were tired of voting for young guys who after winning fizzle out like last years fireworks. With him coming in 2nd place I actually think his career would go further than if he had won.

Tulisa may have come across a little daft with her rubbish terminology and her weekly power ranger salute, but no one can deny she worked her ass for Little Mix and with all her career arrangements she made sure the group were her priority.

Unlike Kelly-All-Hype-Let-Down-Rowland!!! What a bloody embarassement she has been on the judging panel with her whack american phrases and dumb beauty spot that travels across her face.
She didn’t bring shit to the panel and has lot all credibility when she votes off an act who ends up reaching the finals and keeps in an act that is only suitable for funerals (Janet Devlin)! What kind of nonsense?! I really don’t want her back next year as I don’t think I can handle looking at her tennis ball-muscle breasts anymore. ITV producers hear my pleas, I beg for mercy from these Slazenger breasts.

As for Louis Walsh…what is the point of this human?
Oh and Gary Barlow, Mr Delicious himself, I can’t bring myself to say anything bad about him..especially looking the way he does ;)

Dare I say it..I actually preferred last years judging panel..I think overall this year has been so dry I have had more fun watching paint dry. It wasnt about the singing at all, it was about drugs, racism, bullying, confusion over what songs are rock and pantomime arguments between the judges.
On that note I really hope Misha B comes back fighting, minus the nasty hair and bites all her haters is their tushes.

I am glad it’s all done…whats that I hear?? Oh the sound of and extra zero rolling onto Simon Cowell’s bank account.

Congratulations to Little Mix, and I can only hope you continue to sing with your clothes on and sell records through your voices rather than via flashing your flesh! I suppose once the money starts rolling in Sid the Sloth/E.T/ Cabbage Patch Kid (Jesy Nelson) will look nothing like her former self. In fact they all will forget how they shot to stardom and be walking around like their sh*t don’t stink.

Also earlier this year I ranted on about Tulisa not being worthy enough to sit as a judge but she has actually proven that she kinda knows what she is talking about. Other than the Misha B, bully-gate fiasco, by mentoring the winning group she has done well to silence her critics (me included).

Love and Light x

Gus! (Eastenders)

Mohammed George

Lol guys don’t laugh at me but I bumped into Mohammed George who played Gus the streetsweeper in Eastenders (Who remembers him?!)
Well I didn’t..at first glance I actually thought he was the singer Marques Houston *cough*, but my sister Angel was obviously on point and reminded me who he was before I ran up to him singing.

Ahhh man he was sooooo sweet but seemed a little upset that people only remembered him as ”Gus from Eastenders”. What I don’t understand is what else are we supposed to remember him from?! He hasn’t done anything since!

I won’t take anything away from him thought because he was soooo cute!! *pulls cheeks*. I gave him a wide shoulder hug and showed him its all love even if his character was pretty insignificant. Mwahahahahahaaaaaa

Enjoy the photo
Love and Light x

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Ms Dynamite

Ms Dynamite

Hey winners,

Just remembered I have a photo of the gorgeous Kyra, myself and the lady of hype herself Ms Dynamite.

We saw her backstage at the after party at Tinie Tempahs concert. Some dirty scrub stole Kyra phone and while out talking to police we saw Ms Dynamite walking out with her DJ

No need to say much..enjoy the snap
Love and light X

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Kim Kardashian Divorce

Kim Kardashian

Oh my goodness I almost fell to pieces after learning Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kris Humphries. NOT!! I am however surprised it lasted 72 days, thought it would have been about 30!
Hands up..who out there thought this marriage was the real deal?! I know some of you did…(suckers)

Kim is without doubt one of the most beautiful women out there but the girl is a complete buffoon. She falls in ”love” with anyone in trousers. It was easy to see this whole “let’s fall in love and get married quickly” was a sham. I love watch Keeping Up with The Kardashians simply for the fashion. I mean say what you want about the family but I would happily trade in my sisters for just 25% of their wardrobe (just kidding mum).

While watching the last episode, even a person with the IQ of 10 could evaluate and conclude that all we were subjected to was massively rehearsed displays of phoney love. Then some of the things they argued about on the series made red flags go up. I mean you would think they actually speak about things before expressing their wish to marry. He didnt even know she was married before…or so he says.
There was just a dead way in which they communicated and it just seemed so forced. If you compare it to the way she spoke to her ex Reggie Bush..she used to completely light up and be almost speechless in his presence.

Let’s not wrap Kris in white sheets as that boy is a FOOL. I would like to think he was in on the whole scam too, because he has made A LOT of money from being married to Kim. I think he should count his lucky stars as he is younger than she is and he can quickly find someone more suitable to spend his ill gotten gains with. The guy looks, walks and talks like Frankenstein’s monster! His brain cells are as extincts as dodo’s

One thing I do find insulting is the way they haven’t valued their vows and have made a mockery of marriage. Most people will only be able to dream their perfect weddings, and will most probably have to settle for much less than their dreams. End of the day Kim can do whatever she likes with her ”hard earned” money but she needs to remember that what goes up will almost certainly come down one day. If she has taken unsuspecting Kris for a ride, then karma will be a bitch.

If I was one of their guests I would ask for my bloody gift back! Silly me for thinking finding a man who started with ”K” would make her happy

End of the day they made $250k for each day they was married, now as disgusting as that sounds, Kim won’t be ”heartbroken” for too long..in fact she’s probably listened to 50 cents ”Straight to the Bank” on repeat about 25 times in duration it’s taken me to write this post!

Love and Light x