After a looooooong 2 hours of my life (judge me not as I know you was probably watching too) Little Mix have pipped Marcus Collins to winning this years XFactor, and it was pretty obvious that they were going to do so. Not to take anything away from Marcus as he has a lovely voice, it was clear to see that the British public were tired of voting for young guys who after winning fizzle out like last years fireworks. With him coming in 2nd place I actually think his career would go further than if he had won.

Tulisa may have come across a little daft with her rubbish terminology and her weekly power ranger salute, but no one can deny she worked her ass for Little Mix and with all her career arrangements she made sure the group were her priority.

Unlike Kelly-All-Hype-Let-Down-Rowland!!! What a bloody embarassement she has been on the judging panel with her whack american phrases and dumb beauty spot that travels across her face.
She didn’t bring shit to the panel and has lot all credibility when she votes off an act who ends up reaching the finals and keeps in an act that is only suitable for funerals (Janet Devlin)! What kind of nonsense?! I really don’t want her back next year as I don’t think I can handle looking at her tennis ball-muscle breasts anymore. ITV producers hear my pleas, I beg for mercy from these Slazenger breasts.

As for Louis Walsh…what is the point of this human?
Oh and Gary Barlow, Mr Delicious himself, I can’t bring myself to say anything bad about him..especially looking the way he does

Dare I say it..I actually preferred last years judging panel..I think overall this year has been so dry I have had more fun watching paint dry. It wasnt about the singing at all, it was about drugs, racism, bullying, confusion over what songs are rock and pantomime arguments between the judges.
On that note I really hope Misha B comes back fighting, minus the nasty hair and bites all her haters is their tushes.

I am glad it’s all done…whats that I hear?? Oh the sound of and extra zero rolling onto Simon Cowell’s bank account.

Congratulations to Little Mix, and I can only hope you continue to sing with your clothes on and sell records through your voices rather than via flashing your flesh! I suppose once the money starts rolling in Sid the Sloth/E.T/ Cabbage Patch Kid (Jesy Nelson) will look nothing like her former self. In fact they all will forget how they shot to stardom and be walking around like their sh*t don’t stink.

Also earlier this year I ranted on about Tulisa not being worthy enough to sit as a judge but she has actually proven that she kinda knows what she is talking about. Other than the Misha B, bully-gate fiasco, by mentoring the winning group she has done well to silence her critics (me included).

Love and Light x